I got my first regular Job at the age of 14 because we’d moved from North Wales to The Hog County in the South of England...

I was born in The City of a Thousand Trades, in the West Midlands of England, on St John’s Day 1983...

I’m nearly forty, and I think I’m in the first stages of an early-onset Midlife Crisis—if not a full-blown bout of Existential Dread...